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To threaten Viagra spam with a frickin' laser beam.
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Evil Genius Marketing is a new type of marketing firm for a new era. We specialize in all manner of Internet Marketing activities. You might call it web marketing, e-mail marketing, blog marketing, search engine marketing, search engine optimization (SEO), viral marketing, guerilla marketing, buzz marketing, or whatever. No matter what you call it, we can help. We help you with your marketing activities and we know our way around the new media landscape. We are technology and marketing experts who can help you learn to help yourself.

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Our very own Eric G. Myers was featured in the book, net.people: The Personalities and the Passions Behind the Web Sites.. The book by Thomas E. Bleier & Eric C. Steinert profiles the people behind some of the web's most popular and interesting projects & web sites.

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Evil Genius Marketing offers Internet Marketing services to the 614 area code and the 740 area code in Ohio. Some of the cities we service include Columbus, Dublin, New Albany, Worthington, Grandview, Reynoldsburg, Bexley, Hilliard, Westerville, Powell, Groveport, Grove City, Delaware, and Upper Arlington.